Saturday, December 25, 2010
Hello everyone. This is Harry Potter. Between them, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Fred and George have rigged up a computer that runs on three kinds of potion and about ten feet of tubing. It's quite extraordinary; it may even be the start of a computer lab at Hogwarts. I still don't quite know the specifics of how it can connect to Muggle Internet, but they've done a brilliant job.
Anyway, on behalf of the DA, and everyone here at Hogwarts, I would like to wish everyone a very Magical Christmas. Remember, Christmas (as well as certain types of magic) really happens in the heart.
Also, I'd like to take this opportunity to dispel any rumours about me taking the Giant Squid to future Yule Balls. Not only is it not that funny after the first twenty times, it was also Fred and George's idea in the first place. However, I hear that Professor Sprout has no objections about taking the Whomping Willow.
Wishing everyone a Happy New Year in advance,
Harry Potter
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