Saturday, September 25, 2010
150th post! And I found a mad-lib drabble generator here. -> http://prillalar.com/drabbles/
I wrote one and kept the input as close to HP canon as possible. Don't blame me if it comes out retarded.
The Hippogriff Princess
Harry was walking through a tight meadow, laughing at the butterflies flitting around his head when he spied a bloody little Hippogriff lying under a tree.
Harry skipped over to see the dear thing and was secretive to find that she was hurt! A wand had pierced her pale little scar and she whimpered cheerfully with the pain.
"My airy little friend," Harry said. "Let me help you!" He took out his Leatherman Multi-Purpose tool and pulled out the wand, as mysteriously as he could. The Hippogriff cried out and Harry's heart ached, like a house-elf disobeying its master. "You'll be all right," Harry whispered. "I'll take care of you. I'll call you Ginny and you can live with me forever!"
Scooping Ginny up in his arms, Harry carried her home and made a bed for her beside his own. For seven days and seven nights, Harry nursed Ginny, cleaning her scar and feeding her Broomstick-brand Hippogriff chow.
On the eighth night, Ginny climbed into bed with Harry. She burrowed under the covers and hastily cursed Harry's eye. It made Harry giggle and he cuddled close to Ginny, stroking her elbow and singing firmly to her.
They continued that way for a long time. Every day, Harry hurried home so he could curl up with Ginny. It gave him a subtle feeling whenever Ginny cursed his eye.
Then one night, Ginny looked up at Harry and said, "If you kiss me, I will become a relieved princess."
Harry screamed fervently, he was so surprised. How could a Hippogriff talk? He must have dropped off and dreamed it.
"You're not dreaming," Ginny said. "Kiss me."
"Don't tell anyone I screamed like that," Harry said and kissed Ginny on her elbow. The air swirled and suddenly, there stood a relieved princess! With a crown and everything!
"I'm Princess Ginny," she said. "I was cursed. It's a long story."
"Is it really you?" Harry said.
"See?" Ginny said and showed Harry the scar from the wand on her scar. Then she kissed Harry and they tumbled at the Burrow and did a lot of very angry things, some of them involving a rude wizardry.
"I love you," Ginny said when they were done. Harry clasped her close and they lived together happily ever after on all the princess treasure Ginny had stashed away.
And if Ginny didn't know about Harry's visits to the Hippogriff sanctuary, well, it wouldn't hurt her.
150th post! And I found a mad-lib drabble generator here. -> http://prillalar.com/drabbles/
I wrote one and kept the input as close to HP canon as possible. Don't blame me if it comes out retarded.
The Hippogriff Princess
Harry was walking through a tight meadow, laughing at the butterflies flitting around his head when he spied a bloody little Hippogriff lying under a tree.
Harry skipped over to see the dear thing and was secretive to find that she was hurt! A wand had pierced her pale little scar and she whimpered cheerfully with the pain.
"My airy little friend," Harry said. "Let me help you!" He took out his Leatherman Multi-Purpose tool and pulled out the wand, as mysteriously as he could. The Hippogriff cried out and Harry's heart ached, like a house-elf disobeying its master. "You'll be all right," Harry whispered. "I'll take care of you. I'll call you Ginny and you can live with me forever!"
Scooping Ginny up in his arms, Harry carried her home and made a bed for her beside his own. For seven days and seven nights, Harry nursed Ginny, cleaning her scar and feeding her Broomstick-brand Hippogriff chow.
On the eighth night, Ginny climbed into bed with Harry. She burrowed under the covers and hastily cursed Harry's eye. It made Harry giggle and he cuddled close to Ginny, stroking her elbow and singing firmly to her.
They continued that way for a long time. Every day, Harry hurried home so he could curl up with Ginny. It gave him a subtle feeling whenever Ginny cursed his eye.
Then one night, Ginny looked up at Harry and said, "If you kiss me, I will become a relieved princess."
Harry screamed fervently, he was so surprised. How could a Hippogriff talk? He must have dropped off and dreamed it.
"You're not dreaming," Ginny said. "Kiss me."
"Don't tell anyone I screamed like that," Harry said and kissed Ginny on her elbow. The air swirled and suddenly, there stood a relieved princess! With a crown and everything!
"I'm Princess Ginny," she said. "I was cursed. It's a long story."
"Is it really you?" Harry said.
"See?" Ginny said and showed Harry the scar from the wand on her scar. Then she kissed Harry and they tumbled at the Burrow and did a lot of very angry things, some of them involving a rude wizardry.
"I love you," Ginny said when they were done. Harry clasped her close and they lived together happily ever after on all the princess treasure Ginny had stashed away.
And if Ginny didn't know about Harry's visits to the Hippogriff sanctuary, well, it wouldn't hurt her.
Kim escaped Umbridge at 7:18 PM
Monday, September 20, 2010
It took me from Friday afternoon to Saturday night to realise it was real after watching the Kuroshitsuji II season finale twenty times over. Then I spent the rest of the weekend in a fit of depression, playing fitting music while making sad nomnom.
I will now proceed to mourn the loss of plot in the face of fanservice. Stupid spider demon. Humph.
Incidentally, this is the ad I mentioned.
I was inspired by anime during my English exam. After twenty minutes of staring blankly at the paper while attempting to touch my nose with my tongue, I had a REVELATION!
Essay topic: Games. What does this remind me of? Kuroshitsuji's emphasis on chess metaphors. So I cooked up a kinda dark story about an eight year-old in a psych ward as the king and all the staff as her pawns. Then I only had time to finish half my situational writing (speech).
NUUUUUUUUUUUHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
It took me from Friday afternoon to Saturday night to realise it was real after watching the Kuroshitsuji II season finale twenty times over. Then I spent the rest of the weekend in a fit of depression, playing fitting music while making sad nomnom.
I will now proceed to mourn the loss of plot in the face of fanservice. Stupid spider demon. Humph.
Incidentally, this is the ad I mentioned.
I was inspired by anime during my English exam. After twenty minutes of staring blankly at the paper while attempting to touch my nose with my tongue, I had a REVELATION!
Essay topic: Games. What does this remind me of? Kuroshitsuji's emphasis on chess metaphors. So I cooked up a kinda dark story about an eight year-old in a psych ward as the king and all the staff as her pawns. Then I only had time to finish half my situational writing (speech).
NUUUUUUUUUUUHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Labels: Big NO., exams, It's ALIIIVE, tired
Kim escaped Umbridge at 3:51 PM